AIGHT SO I WAS BORED, AND ALSO WANTED TO GET REALLY REALLY DRUNK. SO ME GOTS AN IDEA. BEEN WANTING TO MAKE A KICK ASS FRUITY DRINK FOR A WHILE. TONIGHT I HAD SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY. I HAVE NAMED THE DRINK "AN EPIC FAIL" WHY? BECAUSE IT'S EPIC, AND IT TOOK ME A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF MIXING AND MATCHING FAILS TO COM EUP WITH IT. YOU WILL NEED.
3 MINUTE MADE FROZEN JUICE BARS. 2 ORANGE, ONE CHERRY.
CHEAP BILO FRUIT PUNCH. THE KIND THAT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE OLD SCHOOL DRINKS WHEN YOU WERE A KID WITH THE FOIL TOPS ON THEM. ABOUT 1 CUP.
2 CANS FRESCA, YES FRESCA. TRUST ME ON THIS.
FOLLOWED BY, FUCK IT JUST FILL THE REST OF THE BLENDER WITH, CASTILLO GOLD RUM. TASTY AND CHEAP.
THEN BLEND.
WHEN DONE POUR IN A BIG CUP, THROW IN A STRAW, AND ENJOY THE EPIC FAIL, AND THEN CURSE IT IN THE MORNING. TRUST ME YOU WILL. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL.
