I have some ideas for new poke user options and gifts that I'm considering running by baby jesus:
Poke User Options
1. Choke the bitch!
2. Pimp-slap 'em
3. Flip 'em the bird
4. Kick their ass
New Gifts
1. Can of whoopass
2. Can of "Bitch•B•Gone" spray
3. Bottle of Reality-Check pills
3. Lifetime supply of clues
4. How Not To Be An Ass: A Guide To Respecting Women Online
5. CherryTAP High School diploma
6. Bottle of Common Sense tablets
7. Ass-Clown repellant
Do you think that I should submit them for consideration?