Never try to outsmart a woman
A man calls home to his wife and says,"Honey, I have been asked to go fishing at the big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box?
We're leaving from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas".
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! lots of walleye, some blue gill, and a few pike.
"But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do." The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box".
Never, never try to outsmart a woman...
