Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge , so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot .
At Home Depot , Mary saw a beautiful bathr oom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Mary asked . . . 'How much for that faucet?'
Walt replied, ' That' s pewter and it costs $300.
'My goodn ess that sure is a lot, ' she exclaimed.
Then she proce eded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room
Walt yelled, ' Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge ?'
Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.
'This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot .
