A certain guy had never had sex
in his life, so his friend told him
that he'd take him to a girl that
would teach him a few things. He agrees.
Later that week, he's in a room with
the girl. She takes off her clothes,
and asks him, "Do you know what I want?"
He says, quite honestly, "No.". She lies
down on the bed, and asks him the same
question again. Again, he answers "No."
Now, she's not sure exactly what to do,
so she spreads her legs all the way;
we're talking spread-eagle. She asks,
"Now do you know what I want?"
He answers, "Yeah. You want the
whole bed to yourself."
