one day a woman was taking her daughter to the playgroud.
the little girl askes 'mommy, how old are you?' the mother says 'dear you should never ask a woman her age'
the daughter say 'mommy, how much do you weigh?' the mother says ' another question you cant ask a woman'
Next the little girl says ' mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?' now the mother is getting angry and tell the little girl to go play.
Little girl says to her friend ' nope, she wont tell', friend says ' its easy to find out- just look at her drivers license'.
Later, the little girl says to her mother ' mommy i know you are 38 and you weigh 140 lbs'. The mother is shocked and says ' how did you find that out?', the little girl says ' i also know why you and daddy got a divorce'. the mother is furious and plays along to hear this ' ok, dear why did daddy and mommy get a divorce?'
'BECAUSE YOU GOT AN "F" IN SEX!!!!!!'
