The Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at
the bottom. That's why I didn't want to take any
chances with this one!
I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1.
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make love they produce amounts of
the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
2.
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances
of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and
blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes
your
skin glow
3.
Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
on during that romantic dinner.
4.
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
5.
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing
a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling
of well being.
6.
The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually active body gives off
greater
quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8.
Kissin up. It stretches and tones up just
abouteverything
Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9.
Sex actually relieves headaches A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts
blood
vessels in the brain.
10.
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help
combat
asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in
sex. The original is in a room in Palaiseau.
It has been sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you.
The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you
within four days of receiving this message,
provided
you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you
will never receive good sex again for the rest of
your life.
You will eventually become celibate, and
your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke!
Send copies to people you think need sex
(who doesn't?).
Don't send money, as the fate of your
genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message.
This message must leave your e-mail in 96
hours.
Please send and see what happens in
four days. Since the copy must tour the world,
you
must send it.
This is true, even if you are not superstitious