Why walking down the street I came upon a bend in the fabric of reality. I'd seen it before, but only out of the corner my eye. Never straight on, I grasped it by the edge and peeled it back. I entered a world not unlike our own, only different. I encounter Ssur, who reminded me of you but covered in hair and 7ft. tall. He kept calling me E'nahs and looking at me strange... like I was different than he remembered. I couldn't understand his words but I gathered their meaning. We strolled down the street until we happened upon a creature with 3 horns, purple with green polka dots. The creature stood on 3 legs but was nearly as tall as Ssur. The got along great and played a game similar to fetch. As I was playing around with tripod (my nickname for the beast) a vortex suddely opened up and sucked me in... I was transported to a world where the sky was orange and the suns were purple and encountered Ick-lick and Ron-lock, they appeared to be twins. They had an interesting device around their necks that worked as some kind of translator, we walked to a beach with turquoise sand. There Ick-lick rolled a doobie and Ron-lock played a stringed instrument that was hypnotizing, I closed my eyes... when I opened them I was on my couch... was it all a dream, no... wait there is blue powder on my floor. No, I just spilled my Pixie Stix...
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