"I was over in Australia during Easter, which was interesting. Interesting to note, they celebrate easter the same way we do, by commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit, left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're fucked up as a race. Anybody? anybody got any clues out there?
"Where do you get this shit from? Y'know, why those two things? Y'know, why not gold fish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer? Y'know, as long as we're making shit up, let's go hog wild. Y'know? At least a gold fish with a Lincoln Log on its back going across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it. mummy, I woke up today and there was a Lincoln log in my sock drawer. 'That's the story of Jesus.'
"Who comes up with this shit? I've read the bible, I can't find the word bunny or chocolate anywhere in that fucking book...
"Did you all have different books of the bible than I do?"
-Bill Hicks