I am writing this to give you all a good laugh and to show sometimes when there are signs you should see them and run.....

These are sure signs that you should not get married:

1. You buy your own rings....

2. Your bridesmaids are both lactating

3. your corset you pre ordered months before is 3 cups sizes to bug.

4. the flowers you picked for your bouquet come and your father looks down and says those are the same flowers we throw on the coffin in Greece...

5. as soon as you walk out the house all ready a rain storm appears lasting the whole day

6. your wedding shots are outside in the said rain storm

7. you arrive at the church and your son is ill (scarlet fever)

8. you look down the isle and realize that there's no exit doors close enough to make a mad dash for it

9. Your dad says be strong as you walk down the isle

10. your dress wont hold up because you just spent the last 3 hours in the rain smiling pretty for the camera, so your aunt uses a large pin to hold it up. People keep placing their hand on the pin indirectly inserting it deeper into your ass,.,,,,

11. your father in laws 3 yes 3 x wives are all at the ceremony

I highly doubt i need to continue.. i hope you all laughed just a little today and realize i finally did escape just 4 years later.....

Thank you

Wicked