Just some of my status lines that people have gotten a kick out of....
Some say the glass is half full. Some say half empty. I say who cares, i need a refill!!!
Life is like a peanut butter and jelly sammich. I don't know why, it just is ok!
I'm not naughty, i'm angelically challenged!
Pet my beaver
I'M HERE. COMMENCE WITH THE ADORING. lol
Slim fast shake and vodka. How's that for a liquid lunch! lol
looks at YOU with my men who stare at goats sparkly eyes technique
Your place or mine? Tell you what? Head at my place, tail at yours!