>> A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
>>finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties
>>him to a chair.
>>
>>
>>While tying the home owner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top
>>of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>>
>>While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
>>"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
>>probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
>>years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
>>resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
>>matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
>>dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey.
>>I love you!"
>>
>>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
>>my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if
>>we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong
>>honey. I love you, too."
