50SHADESofGREG aka fuBARTNDER's blog: "Juicy Subjects O:) _____________ (Warped Halo)"

My "Lost Cherry" friend: BaSiCaLy_InSaNe_cAnAdIaN~~family member canadian chapter~~

@ LostCherry

Was so kind to find my "Hornyscope" for me today

(Go show her some LUV, no worries ... she's not a "meanie" any more)

TAURUS - April 21 - May 21 Ruling Planet: VENUS The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness. When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for someone they want to bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly. FAVE POSITION The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most comfortable. BEST SEX TOY A battery powered "erotic massager" TAURUS MALE IN BED The Taurus man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy,but he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep. TAURUS FEMALE IN BED She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can go for hours at a time, days on end. THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.

Funny thing is I am a little like that, but ... eh, not so much

Who doesn't like their neck kissed!

Although the things I like are right on ... the thing that are wrong are WAY off. You should know my feelings on these horoscopes and the * S T A R S * HERE

I'm definitely -NO- 'missionary' kind of guy, nor a stay at home, clingy guy ... *ick* I'm more the take you out -- attack you going home ... TO the car, in the car, out of it, to the house, in front of the door, inside the door, in the hall, up the steps ... *inhale* ... tear your clothes off with my teeth while snarling then leaving a trail of clothes all over the house! *whew* K i n d a guy. *nods* (please don't make in explain certain traffic tickets from ... well)

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