I want to hold you in my hand when i'm feelin low
To me, ur a real good friend...even when ur cold
You're always there when i'm alone and never to far away
You chill me straight to the bone and always ease the day
Most of the time ur empty...but still my friend
When i kill u cuz u tempt me, i'll grab ur next of kin
I'll pop his top or twist off his head
You're the 1st thing I think of when I hop outta bed
When I'm feelin crazy...and a little to bold
And piss everybody off...ur always there to hold
I admire ur figure...especially when u sweat
Makes me wanna put a hole in ur head or twist it off at the neck
I know I abuse you and will till the end
But I know u will always be there cuz ur a true friend
You may cost me money and a trip across town
I need u most when my face wears a frown
Thank you friend ..for getting me higher
My truest of friends....OL' BUDWEISER