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A bum asks a man for $2.

The man asks "Will you buy booze?"

The bum says "No."

The man asks "Will you gamble it away?"

The bum says "No."

Then the man says "Will you come home with me, so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"