capnwierdbeard / chris koehler (2850701)

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51 Year Old · Male · From Charlotte, NC · Joined on April 11, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 18th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!

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51 Year Old · Male · From Charlotte, NC · Joined on April 11, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 18th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!

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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

51 Year Old · Male · From Charlotte, NC · Joined on April 11, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 18th · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!

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im a HUGE scifi geek.im also a single dad and very proud to be one.my girls come first. im just lookin to make sum friends n have sum laughs. i have a strange sense of humor. i love to read and go to the movies or flea market.

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