Since very few read my FAQ list on my profile I thought I would post here in my blog as well.
I am beginning to get many questions all day that the answers are posted in my FAQ.
So here is my FAQ list from the profile home page.
1. Married? Yes, very much so with the absolute best man I could ever hope to marry. We are extremely happy and have been for over 21 years.
2. Family? We have 2 sons, 27 and 12. Oldest is in the USAF and is stationed in California. Youngest is in the seventh grade here and wishes he was in college so he could be drafted into the NFL. I also have 3 grandchildren from our oldest son.
3. Occupation? I am a obstetrics nurse at the local hospital. That means I assist with baby deliveries and care for the new mom and baby till they are discharged. I am also what we call the DADDY NURSE for the dads during C-Sections and make sure they dont pass out while they are in the OR for the delivery.
4. Are we in the lifestyle? Not yet. We would like to be a pair of voyeurs at a swingers club in Portland to put some different aspect in our sex life and see where it goes from there.
5. Shaved? Of course!
6. Hair color? Red
7. Eye Color? Blue
8. Height? 5 feet 7 inches tall
9. Weight? 125 pounds
10. Bra Size? 36d
11. Are they real? Yes... very real.
12. Are your nipples sensitive? Yes, VERY! Sometimes too sensitive.
13. What is a romantic night to me? A very nice dinner at a fine restaurant. Dimly lit ambiance. A glass of wine and tremendous conversation with a man who I am emotionally and physically involved with. Flirtatious glances to one another over dinner turning the conversation slowly over to sex ....
14. Sports fan? OMG yes! My family is split between 2 NFL teams. Seattle Seahawks and the San Francisco 49ers. My husband is from the Bay Area originally and his family has been 49er fans for YEARS and since we moved to Oregon we have been a Seahawks family here too. We are also fans of the San Jose Saber Cats of San Jose in the Arena Football League... now that is an exciting game to watch in person. Now the Sabercats are the Arena Bowl Champs - 2007.
15. Do you have Yahoo or MSN messenger? I started a new Yahoo ID just for those here on Fubar. I do not use MSN. My Yahoo ID is " cleavage_36d ". But I will rarely have my yahoo messenger on so don't be shocked if I do not reply to your message. If you wish to have me write an erotic story just for you about you and I, contact me at "erotic_stories_4_you" on Yahoo. But, keep in mind, the stories are NOT free.
16. Favorite Position? I should put this up towards the top of this list. I like just about every position there is. But, NO... not into anal. It is an exit for me and that is all.
17. Do you like to cyber with guys online? I hardly have time now between all the messages here and the shouts ... I rarely go into yahoo and never go into MSN. Not into phone calls - did that once and it was 9 months of hell!
18. Will you check out my cock pics and rate it for me? Sorry guys! I have seen THOUSANDS of pics of cocks over the past 3 plus years and believe me, there is no excitement in seeing yet another pic of a penis. All it proves to me is that you are a male. And... there is more to sex than the size of a cock in my opinion, and with many women from what I have read from messages to me from women over the years.
19. Any pussy pics? Not my style... I only show ertotic and classy pics for those who appreciate the artistic curves of the female form. Any woman can spread her legs. But, I take pride in the fact that I hear from guys who say my pics arouse them more than pics of other women's pussy pics. I am proud of that. But, if you are one who is into pussy pics, I am sure you will be delighted looking elsewhere for such pics, for you will NOT find any pics like that here.
So please... do not ask me to review and rate pics of your cock! And ... stop asking for pics of my pussy!
20. Favorite erotic movie? I have a few. The most favorite is Emmanuell 2 - Joys of a Woman with Sylvia Kristel. The other is a XXX called "Behind the Green Door - the sequel". I just like all the weird stuff in Green Door. You will notice that my photo album here also has some very erotic pics of Sylvia Kristel. I tried to emulate my pics around her classiness for the eroticism.
21. Sup? What's up? WUZZUP? What are you up to? - Don't even bother asking me this dumb question, for I will provide you with one of my dumb answers. This is the most ridiculous question of the millenium. How is anyone supposed to answer this question and if you think it makes you sound "COOL" ... forget it. It only tells me that you have nothing of originality to ask someone on the first meeting.
22. Are you looking to hook up with anyone? Sorry, I am already HOOKED UP. I have been "hooked" with the same fabulous man for the past 23 years and have been married to him for the past 21 plus years. He is my photographer and inspiration in so many ways. So... if you ask what are the possibilities of "hooking up" that tells me that you did not read my profile and especially did not scroll down this far.
23. What are your interests besides being on the web? I love news programs and learning what is going on in the world. I am seriously worried about an upcoming WW III. It seems we are on the brink of such a war and our leaders are doing just that... leading all of us into this new World War III.
24. Do you like writing the erotic stories? Oh my God!!! Yes, yes, yes!!! I really do enjoy it ... I get to see the story playing out like a movie in my mind and I transfer what I am seeing onto the keyboard and then I really like hearing from the readers telling me what they think of them.
25. Do you cam2cam? I don't have a web cam, never had a webcam and never will get one. I don't have the time to chat on Yahoo or MSN I sure don't have the time to get on with a cam.
26. Do you like younger guys? Yes, I like all men. But what is it that you are really asking me? A younger guy better be intelligent and not at all immature to keep my interest ... otherwise ... good bye.
27. Can I call you or can you call me? Sorry! I do not make any calls and do not receive any calls. I did that once and it was 9 months of hell. The guy I spoke to sold my number to his friends on the web and I had calls 24/7 and needed to change my number 3 times. I will NEVER do that again.
28. Can we have some "fun" sometime? Only if I have time, but that is rare too.
29. Will you have some cyber sex with me so that I can get some self pleasure? Sorry, I don't cyber any more. I did for about the first year I was online, but I found it to be more pleasurable for the guys and not so much for me. Sorry... but I find that most men truly do not know how to cyber and I do get greater pleasure from writing my own erotic stories. If you wish to get some pleasure read the stories in my blog or the link at the top of the profile for literotica.com and read some there. Sorry again!
29. Why is your ID here "Ms. Cleavage" ? When you carry around a pair of 36D's it is just sort of a natural connection. And I have been told for years that I have a NICE CLEAVAGE when guys see my pics so I thought I would use it to my advantage.
30. Does your husband know about the pictures you have on this profile? LMAO... my husband is my photographer. He was once a professional photographer when we lived in Redlands, CA for 12 years ... he took lots of pics of models, brides, and wives in glamour and boudoir portraits and now he takes them of only me.
31. Do you Cyber? I have not in a long while and actually find it very boring for it is only for the guy. It does absolutely nothing for me and is a waste of my time. I prefer the delights of my inner mind while I am writing my own erotic stories. Most men do not know how to write anything erotically and all they wish is for themselves to get off and have no concern for the female partner in the cybering ... am I right ladies?
32. Are you bi? In a word..no.
33. What are you wearing? If I read this question one more time I am going to scream! I am wearing C L O T H E S. How does that sound?
34. Have you met anyone from FUBAR yet? No... because nobody can find me. I had way too many stalkers find me when I was on MYSPACE and learned a valuable lesson there.
35. Can you write an erotic story with me and you in it? Yes, I can. I create custom erotic stories all the time. But they are NOT free. If you are interested in learning more about having you and I in a custom story send an email to me at " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com ".
My nickname is LEGS as given to me by my husband when we were dating over 20 years ago. He has also given me some other nicknames that I cannot repeat here ... LOL
