Over 16,530,033 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
I have a knack, a special talent, if you will... Now, now. Those of you with minds in the gutter likely believe that I am about to reference some depraved thing of muscled limbs or slick orifices. I wish it were something that petty, that amusing.
No, I have what I refer to as a "freak beacon". The wounded, the emotionally maimed, the psychologically clumsy seem to flock to me. Often, this is good for a laugh. Occasionally, one will seem particularly poignant to me. My sympathy aroused, I will take the poor soul under my wing and offer my meager strength. Like most wounded creatures, these people have a tendency to "bite". I am not afraid of a few teeth, but the wounds bleed faith, and I am getting weary.
I tend to agree with the people here who have noted that posting a ton of silly rules on your profile is vain and annoying. Anyhow, not many of you lovely folks tend to stick to your own rules, so you can assure when I see them on your "about me", I grant them the same respect. I ignore them entirely. I have no rules, per se. Merely some pseudo guidelines, and simple requests...
Don't try to toy with me. I don't know you, I am some scarcely real, trivial electronic entity. To you. I am all too real, to me. I try to bear this in mind when I brush by you, please grant me the same dignity. It's pointless to attempt to try to lure me into sordid little trysts, or carnal outings. I know where to find flesh, I know the difference between a warm embrace and cold fantasy. If you don't, keep scrolling. You will find one that shares your interests. I do not wish to join any lounges, chat rooms fascinated me last sometimes in the distant 90's. You are all very cool, too fierce for me. Okay? Stay in there with your cams, your music & fabulous friends. Keep them for yourself, please! Be stingy!
That's my basics. Not too tough, hmm? Now, to thank the few (or one or two..) of you that have bothered to read this, a smattering of simple facts. I am single. I have never been married, I have no children. I have a cat, 2 chinchillas & a betta fish. I adore animals. Stupid things make me laugh, stupidity makes me mad. I scorn those who look like bad Robert Smith parodies,only your ill applied make up is "spooky". I love Guinness, dancing to Morrissey, and swingsets in the spring. I am open minded, free with my opinion and trying very hard to keep my faith in mankind. I like a wide variety of music, am still rather clueless about it all... You don't have to be like me for us to get along!
Enough for now. I feel better. Back to the bald!!!
