MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY
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Prologue
1.Where did you take your default pic?
On my bed...?
2.What exactly are you wearing right now?
black shorts, a gray t-shirt, rainbow striped thong, 4 rings, 2 toe rings, and glasses.
3.What is your current problem?
Why is the rum always gone!?
4.What makes you most happy?
oh, YOU know...you know. :P
5.What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Heaven's a Lie-Lacuna Coil
6.Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
yes... :(
7.Do you ever watch MTV?
hell no, MTV rots your brain...haha
8.What's something that really annoys you?
hamsters...dear god, I hate hamsters.
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Chapter 1:
1.Middle name:
Jeanette
2.Nickname(s)
some people call me Penis...why, I don't know.
3.Current place:
eh, my chair.
3.Favorite Color
emerald green
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Chapter 2:
1.Do you live with your parents?
why no, no I do not.
2. Do you get along with your parents/gardians?
now that I don't live with them, yes.
3.Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
divorced...except...ok, well, my mom has been married to the guy I consider to be my dad for...10 years? yes.
4.Do you have any Siblings?:
yes, 6, thanks.
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Chapter 3:
Favorite..
1. Ice Cream:
mm, anything chocolatey
2. season:
fall
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Chapter 4:
Do You..
1. Write on your hand:
yes, actually, I draw large "murals" all along my arms sometimes.
2. Call people back:
not if they leave a gay message.
3. Do you believe in love?
yes, yes I do.
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed?
usually the left.
5. Have any bad habits?
doesn't everybody?
6. Any mental health issue:
not as far as my shrink can tell...boy, have I got HIM fooled...
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Chapter 5:
Have You....
1. Broken a bone:
nope
2. Sprained something?:
nope
3. Had physical therapy?:
negative
4.Gotten stitches?
no...
5.Taken painkillers?
yes, they're my friend.
6.Gone SCUBA diving or snorkeling:
no, but I want to
7. Been stung by a bee?
yeah, and I'm allergic...
8.Thrown up at the dentist:
really though...who DOES that?
9.Ever sworn in front of your parents:
yeh, I went on a kick of saying 'ass' in front of my mom, and she made me eat dish soap.
10.Had detention:
yes, something like 60 hours worth. Gah, I didn't even do anything.
11.Been sent to the principal's office:
yeah, for giving this girl a fat lip and bloody nose in 8th grade...
12. Been suspended:
no, they were trying to make me STAY in school, not kick me out of it.
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Chaper 6:
Who/What was the last
1.Movie(s) you watched?
eh, I think...The Number 23
2.Person to text you:
OoO, my friend Tiff
3.Person you called:
I don't call people.
4.Person you hugged:
hmm...I'm not big on hugging.
5. Last person you tackled:
oh man...I dunno, but he was HOT!
6.Thing you touched:
eh, the mouse.
7.Thing you ate:
a cookie?
8. Thing you drank:
Coke
9. Time you cried:
oh jeez, a few days ago, over something stupid.
10. Wished on a star:
wow, that shit does not work.
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