Just some things that make me wonder about this planet...
WTF #10-Michael Jackson: self explanatory.
WTF #9-People who say "This is SO nasty, taste it!": you just said it's NASTY, now you want me to put it in my mouth?
WTF #8-Emo haircuts: self explanatory.
WTF #7-Paris Hilton: there's just no words...though, I did think she was great in House of Wax, with the pole through her head...
WTF #6-Methamphetamine: anything that can be made with Draino has just GOT to be good, right...?
WTF #5-Politicians: I believe it was either Janet Reno or Hilary Clinton who wanted to take coffee to all the cattle guards because it's a "cold, lonely job"...are you shittin me?!
WTF #4-Boy George: self explanatory.
WTF #3-The Moon Landing Conspiracy theory: ...because the moon isn't real?
WTF #2-The Chinese restaraunt next to the vet's clinic: great food, if you have a taste for Moo Shu Kitty.
WTF #1-13 year-olds who dress like they're 20: no wonder this country has such a large amount of pedofiles. Seriously. If you don't want old men staring at your daughter's breasts, stop letting her wear skanky shit.
