Ms. Absinthe's laptop died suddenly on Friday Feb. 29th from a massive hard drive attack. Numerous attempts were made to revive it but it was beyond repair. It went quietly and quickly.
It leaves behind a loving family and takes with it thousands of pictures and the beloved porn of it's family and closest friends.
Services will be held all month via text with Ms. Absinthe if you have her number.
VIVA LA LAPTOP!