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Mother's Day Poem

---When me prayers were poorly said

�Who tucked me in me widdle bed

And spanked me till me ass was red,

Me Mudder!

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Who took me from me cozy cot�
And put me on the ice cold pot�
And made me pee when I could not,

Me Mudder!

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And when the morning light would come�
And in me crib me dribbled some�
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,

Me Mudder!

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Who would me hair so neatly part�
And hug me gently to her heart�
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,�
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Me Mudder!

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Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit�
When in me Sunday pants me shit,�

Me Mudder!

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When at night her bed did squeak�
Me raised me head to have a peek�
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,

Me Fadder!
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