Wow. Sleep eludes me again. Go figure. If sleepin' were fuckin'...I'd be a virgin. Probably wouldn't even have touched myself yet.
I thought I had a lot more to say when I started typing but I think I was just foolin' myself. What is there to talk about that hasn't been discussed at great length by others? What kind of interesting new conversation could be brought to the table that hasn't been run through the mill and dragged through the mud?!!So I will sit here and think until I can find a topic to talk about. Hmmm..........................................
Ah-hah! I got it. Have you ever thought about how we can...? Or how we have to take a .....? Or maybe why we always...? See what I mean... all talked out. Life and conversation have turned into "Who can state the obvious the best or who can ask the most redundant questions possible."
Ever wonder why when someone asks you a question and when you answer them they say " Oh yeah?". Well.... Jackass, I was just making that shit up so you'd say " Oh Yeah?". Or when your doing something and every person in the world asks you the same question? "INSERT STUPID QUESTION HERE STATING THE OBVIOUS ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE VERY BUSY DOING, WHILE DOING YOUR BEST NOT TO BE ANNOYED BY AN IDIOT" type thing. ie. ( Washing the car?")No.... "I found this dead cat that looks like a glove and I'm spreading anti-mind control lotion on my car so the people from Planet Gorfarth don't read my mind and steal my invention for the wheel", DUMBASS!!!! Of course I'm washing the car...Get to the point.Why are you bothering me?
Of course I am guilty of this too. But its usually when I have no idea what to say to someone. You know.. The "Why do I get stuck talking to this dumbass guy? " person. I am always stuck talking to these people. Wawa's, movie theatres, grocery stores, Home Depots...etc, etc. Does this happen to anyone else? Or do I just hate everyone? Or does everyone hate me and find me to be the dumbass that can't hold a conversation? I'll have to think about that one some more. Interesting..............
