Lets talk about me! My favorite subject. LOLMy name is Sam.My doctor says I have ADD. I say "Interesting. I thought you were all just weird for not thinking like I do." Needless to say after a comment like that, he proceeded to prescribe me with Adderol(that i never take). So in short... sometimes I wander in my conversations. I always come back around to my point though. It just takes a lil bit. LOL I am not like you. I am never serious unless forced. I am a very laid back, easy going kinda guy. But don't take my kindness for my weakness. I'll bust heads if I have to. BET YOU WERE SCARED WEREN'T YOU?! (You must have been scared, 'cause I almost scared myself.)I would rather not fight if I can talk my way out of it, though. Much less damage to body parts that way. I've been told that I am very funny. I think they're talking about the way I look; or its just a nice way of saying " You're crazy", but who am I to question the opinions of others. We all have one thing in common...We are all going to die someday. 6 feet of earth makes all men equal.If you wanna know more drop me a line or just stare at my picture until I feel your thoughts. Hold on... I am feeling your first thought now... now....There it is!!Hey!! Put my pants BACK on you digenerate! Dirty Bastard! All you had to do was ask and I'd taken 'em off. You gotta try and be sneaky. I got my eye on you now. LOL What was I saying?...Oh yeah, read your mind something or another..Oh yeah!..One way or another I'll get back to you. A final thought:Always remember...Most of us don't know half as much as we pretend to know and all of us aren't half as interesting as we pretend to be. That goes for me too, I'm pretty damn sure that I suck as a person too sometimes. Whatcha gonna do? Its all a facade, so be yourself, have a great time all the time and never live with regret of any kind!!! Dare to be bold, you only live once and there's no do-overs.Disclaimer:In no way shape or form should any of the above be taken seriously. If any of the above is deemed offensive in any way shape or form to you, others, or your pets, please proceed to the little "home button" at top of page and exit immidiately. If you require assistance in your exit from aforementioned page please call: 1-800- I AM A RETARD. Thank you for your cooperation. Sincerely,The Lawyers.If you know me, you would read all of that and think "That sounds like something that crazy bastard would say". So feel free to poke around here and check out my pictures and other do-dads. Peace!!!!!!!!!!!!! Find me on MySpace and be my friend!