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* *Last night I looked up at the stars And matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars* *a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue *Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you? *GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS *I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty *If ur naughty go 2 ur room.. If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine *God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! *God made coke god made pepsi god made me so darn sexy *All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited *The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs *guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs *Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?* *If u need space join NASA baby!!! *You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree * * But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me* *I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me, You Better Bow Down, So Get On Your Knees, And Call Me Your Highness, Cuz Baby Believe Me I'm New York's Finest! *Do I Look like a grocery item to you?¿?¿? I see you checking me out!! *LoVe iZ LiKe QuiCkSanD-dA DeEpEr u FaLL iN iT ThA HaRdA iT iZ 2 GeT OuT;--::* *Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down! *ThEy SaY tRuE lOvE hiDeS bEhiNd eVeRy CoRnEr...I mUsT bE wALkiNg iN CiRcLeS!!!* *what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!! *I wAnTeD 2 KiLL dA sExiEsT PeRsOn ALiVe ThEn I rELiZeD....oHh Ya! SuCiCiDeZ a CriMe!* *well if i called the wrong number,why did you answer? *m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight! *I wish I may, I mish I might, be the one you wish for tonite* *f love was a law i would be in prison for the rest of my life * dropped a tear in the ocean- when I find it is the day I'll stop loving you *'m §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twiCe *31-8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning, I love you *did it hurt when i fell from heaven?no, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the devil. *....NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS.....* *-tReMe Is NoT a MoOd, It'S a LYFE-STYLE!!!!!! *f you love your man set him free....if he dont come back you know hes with me! *to catch me,you gotta be fast, to find me, you gotta be snart but to be me DAMN! You must be kidding!! whAt U sEe Is WhAt U gEt So MaKe Ur MoVe.... U wOnT rEgReT!!!! *every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie * friends dont let friends drink&...take home ugly men!* *a few fries short of a happymeal R we? * Life isn't a garden..so stop bein a hoe ! *Say it with me: I am sofa king retarded ! havefun wit that one ;)
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