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Why can't a bicicle stand up ? ,,, because it's two tired .
A will is a dead give away .
I went to a concert by the bermuda symphoney orchestra ,
they played the coconuts beautifully but the triangle kept dissappearing .
My car radio only gets talk shows , i think it needs a tune up !
I tryed to catch some fog ,, however i mist !
Why aren't koalas bear ? because they don't meet the koalifications !
Teacher : didn't you hear mme calling you ?
Student : yes but you told me to never talk back !
Girl : what are you reading ?
Boy : a mystery
Girl :but that's a math book
Boy : it's a mystery to me !
these are not my thoughts but i shared them anyway ,,
cheers everyone and merry christmas ,, the viking ,, (MH4E)
