Men Know
Men know..... that Mother Nature's best
aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
Men know..... that PMS is Mother Nature's way
of telling you to get out of the house.
Men know..... never to run away from a
fight that you know you can win.
Men know..... how to change the toilet
paper, but to do so would ruin the game.
Men know..... exactly how much gas is left in
the tank and how far that gas will get them.
Men know..... that from time to time, it is
absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.
Men know..... that there is no such thing
as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi.
Men know..... that men are from here, and
women are from way the hell over there
