Signs You Are Addicted
You find yourself typing "com" after
every period when using a word processor.com
You turn off your modem and get this empty
feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.
You start introducing yourself
as "Jon at AOL dot com"
Your wife drapes a blond wig over your
monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
All of your friends
have an @ in their names.
You move into a new house and
decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You refer to going to
the bathroom as downloading.
You tell the cab driver you
live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.html
Your spouse makes a new rule:
"The computer cannot come to bed."