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YourAddiction's blog: "marriage"

created on 10/15/2007  |  http://fubar.com/marriage/b141600

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>>You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable,or get > >>married and wish you were dead. > > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." > >> > >> > >> > >>A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:"Husband Wanted".Next day she > >>received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:"You can have > >>mine." > > When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to > >>let her keep him. > >> > >> > >> > >>A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. > > A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father > >>replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." > > A young son asked,"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africaa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." > >> > >>Then there was a woman who said,"I never knew what real happiness was until > >>I got married,and by then, it was too late." > >> > >> > >> > >>Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.If you want your > >>spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in > >>your sleep. > >> > > >>Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking > >>they had no faults at all. > > First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"Second guy > >>remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." > >> > >> > >> > >>AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop > >>with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When > >>the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine > >>kids are able to fit onto the bus.So the husband and the blind man decide > >>to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the > >>stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why > >>don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking > >>sound is driving me crazy."The blind man replies, "If you would've put a > >>rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the > >>hell up."
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