Good Morning. Did anyone see that security video of a truck backing through traffic to end up in a fast food joint and an astonished truck owner who thought his truck and dog had been stolen? Police found the truck and dog across the street unscathed and lucky to be that way. Apparently the man did not apply the emergency brake tight enough. Or perhaps the dog just was impatient and wanted to go. In other news… a Man from Vegas, thought he found a naked photo of Marilyn Monroe that had never been seen before and summoned reporters to view it. All thought the photo was real until one person looked it over and said: “ That’s not Marilyn Monroe, that is Madonna!” The man who started this whole thing out a 73 year old man rummaging through a trunk of a car which had been dropped off for service and not picked up. The Man Lawrence Nicastro claimed it was truly Marilyn Monroe until one reporter pointed out it was a Naked Madonna hitch hiking with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Lawrence Nicastro looked closer and the frown started to appear and said: “ Shoot, yeah it is” People just are too fast to be famous. In other news around the world, in China a man was sited for driving with an IV sticking out of his arm and hanging from his mirror. Police stopped him ticketed him 7 bucks and asked why he did it. He said he was tired of waiting around in the emergency round for help so he decided to go elsewhere. That gives help your self a whole new meaning. So whether you have old naked photos of Madonna or Marilyn it pays to have a second opinion before you call together a news conference claiming you found what no one else has. On the medical front, yeah some doctors are slow to the likes of our needs but it beats doing a surgical move on one’s self. The president field just widen today with the announcement of Mr. Ralph Nader to the third party candidacy, well once again I find myself looking and shaking my head on not knowing who to vote for… May your day be less confusing then the stories I wrote about today. Oh, and if you say you are taking your dog out for a ride. Make sure he gets his ride…
A huge hug and many pats
Mart
