BOO HOO
when i stay in bed all day,
they callit depression.
when two people day in bed all day,
its call passion.
so, when my girlfriend sheds a tear cause she doesn't think her boufriends intentions are sincere...
well, i say boo hoo!
somebody loves me.
boo hoo!
somebody needs me.
boo hoo!
i'm having sex on a regular basis.
woe is me!
when i drink a bottle of wine for dinner,
its pathetic.
when two people drink a bottle of wine,
its romantic.
so,
when my girlfriend'll bitch and moan cause she thinks her boyfriend only likes her for her dog...
well, i say,
boo hoo!
somebody loves me.
boo hoo!
somebody needs me.
boo hoo!
i'm having sex on a regular basis.
woe is me!
when i talk out loud to myself,
i'm a crazy bag lady.
when tow people talk out loud,
its called dating.
so,
when my girlfriend starts to whine cause today her boyfriend only called her eleven times...
well,
i say,
boo hoo!
somebody loves me.
boo hoo!
somebody needs me.
boo hoo!
i'm having sex on a regular basis.
but,
if i ever fall in love again
and there's nothing wrong,
will i lose my sense of humor
and write sappy love songs?
Boo hoo!
boo hoo!
boo hoo!
i'm having sex on a regular basis.
woe is me!
i've got a boyfriend.
woe is me!
i'm having sex
woe is me!
he sends me flowers.
woe is me!
he's good in bed.
woe is me!
god! i love that song!
