- Tampons start to bleed… IN THE BOX!
- Reanimated corpse of Mr. Hooper descends on Sesame Street to exact murderous vengeance on Snuffleupagus
- Viacom reincorporates as a non-profit
- North Dakota ravaged by civil war with South Dakota
- Los Angeles swept away by 1000-foot Cheez Wiz tsunami
- Gallup Poll reveals Americans totally apathetic about sex
- JFK Jr. and Princess Di rise from the dead to sire a new race of entitled do-nothings
- Jerry Falwell comes out of the closet
- Canada develops its own culture
- Swarms of flying goats terrorize playgrounds
- Tall glasses of cool, wholesome milk spontaneously transform into frothing cups of demon vomit
- Whiteheads become chic
- Chimpanzees begin to accessorize
- Switzerland falls into the sea
- The Anti-Christ appears – accompanied by the Uncle-Christ
- Flipping someone the bird can KILL THEM
- New fast food craze: McLocust Burgers
- Cease fire declared in war between cats and dogs
- P. Diddy is appointed UN Secretary General
- Statues of the Virgin Mary sprout thick black goatees
- World's unset VCR clocks all stop blinking
- Millions of circumcised penises grow new foreskins
- The Almighty appears on talk shows, promoting his new project "Let There be DARKNESS"
- Laura Bush gives birth to conjoined hyena pups
- The introduction of non-alcoholic Jägermeister
- Disney remakes I Spit on Your Grave
- Republicans grasp the mathematical fundamentals of addition and subtraction
- McDonalds and Starbucks merge
- A giant Porky Pig appears as a fireball in the sky and stutters, "Th-th-that's All, Folks!"
- Nudist nuns riot in the streets
- Oprah's Book Club recommends Naked Lunch
- Churches liquidate all their investments for charity
- Hustler launches an Arabic edition
- Earth's sun goes nova, incinerating all nine satellite planets in a nanosecond
- All around the globe, ketchup flows freely from glass bottles
- Jesus and Mohammed take on Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard in a cult-founder-takes-all tag-team wrestling match
- Human embryonic stem cells included in Parker Bros. chemistry sets
- The Pope spontaneously combusts
- Gas costs $1.00 per gallon
- Howard Stern shuts the fuck up
- Stubborn underwear skidmarks miraculously disappear
- Ho's slap pimps, worms eat fish, and queers bash frat boys
- It rains McGriddles
- High school math teachers embrace oral hygiene
- World's "Down Syndrome" children reveal selves as tightly organized network of intergalactic spies
- Giant green pincers burst through Pat Robertson's liver-spotted chest from the inside out during routine taping of The 700 Club. An enormous praying mantis emerges covered in rib fragments and macerated lung effluvia, announcing to the world in a booming voice: "YOUR PUNY PRAYERS ECHO THROUGH SPACE AND THE STARS LAUGH. EARTH IS DOOMED!"
- The Hell's Angels trade in their Harleys for Vespas
- Expanding hot air from the blogosphere displaces both the troposphere and stratosphere
- All energy drinks turn into rancid cat urine (but nobody notices)
- All that ridiculous shit in the Bible actually happens
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