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Little Leroy

>>Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. >>His >>birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his >>mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." >> >> Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He >> had >>gotten into trouble >>at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved >>to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. >> >> Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted >> Leroy >>to reflect on >>his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about >>how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him >>why you deserve a bike for your birthday." >> >> Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room >> and >>sat down to write >>God a letter. >>Letter 1: >>Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike >>for >>my birthday. I want a red one. >>Your friend, Leroy >> >> Leroy knew that wasn't true. He had not been a >>very good boy this year - so he tore up the letter and started over. >> >> Letter 2: >>Dear God, I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like >>a bike for my birthday. >>Leroy >> >> Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God >>either. So he wrote a >>third letter. >> >> Letter 3 : >>God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I >>will be a good boy if you send me a bike for my birthday. Please! >>Thank you, Leroy >> >> Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was >>not going to get him >>a bike. By now Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom >>that he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had >>worked >>as Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Leroy's >>mother >>told him. Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. >>Little Leroy went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around >>to >>see if anyone was there. Leroy bent down and picked up a statue of the >>Virgin Mary. He slipped >>it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the >>house, and up to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a >>pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God. >> >> Letter 4: >> GOD, I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF >>YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. >>Signed, YOU KNOW WHO >>
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