"This is the worst day of my life,"
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half
an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to
him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on, man, I was just giving you a hard time," says
the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink.
I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little
guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I
overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a
cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my
wallet was still in the cab. At home, I found my wife
in bed with the gardener So I came to this bar
trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life."
"And then you show up and drink the damn poison."