Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
>>>>>house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl,
>>>>>to hold a
>>>>>flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver
>>>>>the
>>>>>baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and
>>>>>pushed and
>>>>>after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his
>>>>>little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
>>>>>
>>>>>The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
>>>>>wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
>>>>>
>>>>>Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
>>>>>first place......smack his ass again!"
>>>>>
>>>>>If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you!
