Juniper the Foxy's blog: "Lissa's Random Rants"

I got accused last night of stealing someone's boyfriend. This poor delusional soul even had the nerve to say her now ex-boyfriend was talking shit on me. Let me set the record straight for you, and anyone else you've whined and complained to.

 

I'm not with him.

 

I didn't steal him from you.

 

My heart belongs to another.

 

You say he called me "Lezza". That implies he called me a lesbian, as if being gay was a bad thing. I'm only half lesbian, and being anything other than straight is not wrong or bad.

 

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a "sex pet". In the BDSM lifestyle, being a pet is generally not a sexual role. If that were the case, anyone who has animal-like tendencies, displays such behaviors, or dresses in animal costumes (that's called being a Furre/Furry and is completely different) should be arrested for bestiality.

 

I am not a slave. I do not have a Master or Dom (no, I'm not looking for one!). I am not a slut or whore. Never have been, never will be.

 

I attempted polyamory one time. It failed miserably because the woman we chose decided to try and steal the guy we both were dating. She treated me horribly, lied to us, cheated on us, and abused my cat. She also expected us both to work and support her. This included a major pill addiction. When she left, she stole things from us and our roommate.

 

 

 

Now you have the facts. Keep talking shit and letting people see just how disturbed you really are.

I have to rant and get this off my chest.

 

Why do men fall for fake bitches? Why do they go after women who are taken? Why do they give up something wonderful for some fake cyber relationship?

 

Can somebody PLEASE answer those questions for me?

 

I have seen with my own eyes examples of how good men are taken for a ride by fake bitches on this site. No salute, fake hair, fake personalities. Chameleons who change to suit whoever they are talking to. And guess what? If they are talking to one, they are talking to a hell of a lot more! Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not happening! And some of the women abuse illegal drugs, so it's almost like Jeckyl and Hyde with them. They lie about themselves, they lie about their relationships (and I wouldn't be surprised if they claim to be single and aren't, or claim to be in a bad relationship but NEVER seem to get out). And men fall for this shit! They spend real money on a bunch of pixels to impress them, but it's nothing more than a farce, a charade. Wake up and smell the swamp snatch, guys! These women may CLAIM to 'love' you, but they really don't. It's even worse when someone has just gotten out of a relationship, and get enveloped by these maneating sluts. Do you not know what a maneater is? Let me explain.

 

A maneater is a woman who gets men to fall for them. It's generally done for financial gain, or to get emotional control over him. Then suddenly they fall off the face of the planet, leaving a trail of broken hearts and confusion in their wake. I know of a few such women, but I would rather not mention names or provide links to their profiles. I am trying to warn all of you (one in particular) that what these women are doing to you, they've done to others before you, and will do to others after you. And I'd be willing to bet they are doing it to others elsewhere too! And you are STUPID for falling for it! Yes, I called you STUPID!

 

I really do hope that the males of Fubar will read this, realize what I'm saying is true (one in particular, I've seen this shit happen to you before, and you're allowing it YET AGAIN).

 

To one specific person:

 

Sure thing, or cyber bullshit? True love, or superficial bullshit? A chance for a happy future, or have your heart broken yet again? The choice is yours. Stop being stupid. Snap back to the real world. Fubar isNOT reality. One is married, the other may have been seen on cam, but doesn't have a salute, and obviously doesn't have a bright future (plus I suspect she is NOT single as she claims, due to things that have been seen). Neither can or will provide what you crave so desperately, but the sure thing CAN. I really hope that you see this...that maybe one of your friends you've got spying on me for you tells you about it. Come and talk to me after you've read this. Quit hiding behind a fake druggie slut and a married whore. Be a man. You know what you're doing is wrong, you know it's not what you REALLY want. You know how to get in touch with me. I suggest you do so, and that we talk SERIOUSLY.

What is your middle name?

None of your business

 

What color is your mailbox?

Metal...

 

Are you single?

No. At least I don't think I am.

 

Have you ever hit a deer?

No, but I have slapped an asshole.

 

Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?

Depends... home from where?

 

What color is your room?

White with wood doors and hardwood floor

 

Do you have a small driveway?

Yes

 

Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?

No

 

What do you do first in the morning?

Meh...

 

What brand is your printer?

Don't have one

 

Do you enjoy fighting with people?

NO!!!!!

 

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?

Straight

 

Who was your pre-school teacher?

I didn't go to preschool.

 

What is your ringtone?

For which person?

 

Are you taller than your mom?

No

 

What curse words do you say the most when your pissed?

Variations of FUCK, mostly

 

Are you God?

Yes.

 

Do you like someone?

No, but I'm in love with somebody... and it's not you.

 

Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?

I prefer black ink.

 

Does anything hurt on your body right now?

Yes

 

Do you often cry during a movie?

No

 

Last phone call you received?

I don't remember.

 

Last text message?

Marcus

 

Do you hate your life?

Not as much as I used to, because it's getting better.

 

Do you get mad easily?

I try not to anymore.

 

What are your biggest pet peeves?

Lying, stupidity, stealing, worthless cheaters, cold hard people, skunts, homewrecking whores, broken record syndrome, short answers to long messages

 

Are you cold?

Temperature-wise, yes. Any other way, absolutely not.

 

Do any of your friends have kids?

Yes

 

Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?

No

 

Who should pay on the first date?

Date?

 

How many years older than you are you willing to date?

I don't like older men.

 

Do you have any friends?

Yes

 

Do you have any mean friends?

I don't know if you could consider them to be mean. Snarky, maybe. Sarcastic, fuck yes.

 

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?

Orange, yellow, brown.

 

Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?

Nope

 

Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?

I used to, but not anymore.

 

Have you ever contemplated suicide?

In the past, yes, but not now.

 

Do you scratch your ears?

Yes

 

Who was the last person to hug you?

Dragon

 

What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?

Fuck, I don't know, I don't pay attention to brand names.

 

How tall are you?

4'11"

 

What is the closest green object?

A cup.

 

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?

I don't know, but I am glad I wasn't born male!

 

Do you want to have kids?

I already have kids.

 

What is the brightest color you're wearing?

White

 

Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?

Red, Dusty, and that really cool Cowboy dude.

 

Who do you hate the most right now?

There are a few skunts I can't fucking stand. They should poof. PERMANENTLY.

 

What kind of car do you want?

One that runs properly and isn't a gas hog.

 

What is your favorite video game?

Final Fantasy XIV, Final Fantasy XIII, Fallout 3

 

Do you like your dad?

My dad is dead.

 

Do you have any TV shows on DVD?

No

 

Are you wearing make-up?

No

 

Do you have a tattoo?

Two

 

Have you ever broken a pinata?

No

 

What time is it right now?

7:39PM

 

Do you know how to draw?

No

 

Who did you last IM?

My kids

 

Do you work a lot of hours?

Not working yet.

 

Where were you in the last 24 hours?

With Dragon.

 

Who was the last person that called you?

I don't know.

 

Is there anything you regret?

A few things that I wish I could fix, and a few things I regret quite a bit.

 

Do you know where your family name originated from?

Which one?

 

Is there an animal that creeps you out?

Spiders

 

What is your favorite color ON A CAR?

Doesn't really matter.

 

Do you use digital or film cameras?

I use my phone

 

Do you own an iPod?

No

 

Have you ever been on a charter bus?

No

 

Do you like going to water parks?

Been a LONG time since I've been to one.

1. Spell your name backward - drawkcab eman ruoy

2. Story behind your name - My middle name is after my paternal grandmother

3. whens your birthday - The same day every year

4. Where do you live - Columbia, MO

DESCRIBE YOUR:

5. Wallet - I don't use one.

6. Eyes - Blue/gray

7. Toothbrush - Yes, I have one. It's purple.

8. Jewelry worn daily - Hematite band on left ring finger

9. Cell Phone - Samsung Galaxy Precedent

10. Pillow cover right now - Lavender

11. Car - none

12. Bedroom: - Yeah, I got one

13. Sunglasses - Broken

15. Cologne/Perfume - New Brand. I save the Vampire for someone who has my bottle of Velocity.

16. CD in stereo right now - Huh?

17. Piercings - earlobes

18. What you are wearing now - clothes

19. Wishing - Huh?

20. Wanting - Job, apartment, car

21. After this - Fuck if I know.

22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone who would it be - I would rather let Karma deal with them.

24. Some of your favorite movies - Labyrinth, Avatar, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Pirates of the Caribbean (all three), Death Race, X-Men (all of them), Transformers, Salt, Saw (all of them), The Last Airbender, Star Trek (all of them), Boondock Saints

25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming week - Hopefully keeping my phone on.

26. Something you just ate - Haven't eaten today. Loki would normally get pissed because I haven't. But he doesn't anymore.

27. Something you are deathly afraid of - enclosed spaces, heights (which is weird because I love to fly), dying violently, STDs, being utterly alone

28. Do you like candles - Yes

29. Do you like incense - Yes

30. Do you like the taste of blood - Yes

31. Do you believe in love - Yes

33. Do you believe in love at first sight - Yes

34. Do you believe in Heaven - No

35. Do you believe in God - Goddess

39. Can you eat with chopsticks - Somewhat, but they cramp my hand. Loki used to laugh at me because of it.

40. What's your favorite coin - Quarter

41. What are some of your favorite candies - I don't really eat much candy and junk anymore.

43. What's something you wish you could understand better - Why people lie and cause drama, making themselves look immature

44. How many people have you kissed - Lots

47. Are you shy around your crush - Not at all.

49. Do you know what it feels like to be in love - Yes

50. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends - I dunno

52. Have any tattoos - Light and dark pink maze-style tribal butterfly on upper left arm, chrome biohazard with tribal on lower back

53. What is your favorite thing to wear - My clothes

54. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing - I dunno

55. Who is the most fashionable person you know - Loki

56. Do you match your belt with your hair color - No

57. What is the worst thing you've ever thought would look good - I have no idea.

58. How many pairs of shoes do you own - Six

59. Do you match your socks with your outfit - All my socks are white

60. What is the worst trend you see today - Slutty look, pants hanging down to the knees showing off underwear, hippie, Steampunk.

61: Coolest Mutant Power You would like to Have: - Mind reading, telepathy, becoming invisible, flying or teleportation, shapeshifting, ability to walk through solid objects

62: Code Name: Lissa, Lissalicious, Snuggle Kitten, iLissa, Rowanmayfair, Claidie, Kestrel Moonblade

63: Pirate or Ninja?: - Ninja pirate!

64: Favourite Video Game of all time?: - Pitfall, Super Mario Bros. (the first three), Tetris, Donkey Kong (arcade!), Fallout 3, The Legend of Zelda, any Final Fantasy, Pac-Man (arcade!), Tetris

65) Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin?: - Peter Griffin!

66.) Crossing Jordan or CSI?: - CSI or NCIS