Lil red riding hood was on her way to grandmas house. Down this path she happily skipped when a bunny jumped out and said " lil red lil red! dont go any farther! The big bad wolf is up there and is gonna make you unbutton your shirt and hes gonna play with your boobies!" Lil red said to the bunny " dont you worry! I have a gun, he is not gonna mess up this story!" She skipped along....
A lil deer jumped out and stops her. Again Lil red is warned "lil red lil red! dont go any farther! The big bad wolf is up there and is gonna make you unbutton your shirt and hes gonna play with your boobies!" Lil red said to the deer " dont you worry! I have a gun, he is not gonna mess up this story!" She skipped along
Sure enough, just down the path, the Big bad wolf jumps out! " lil red lil red, unbutton your shirt, i am gonna play with your boobies!"
"The hell you are!" lil red says as she lifts her skirt and pulls down her panties and points her gun at the big bad wolfs head " you are gonna eat me just like the story says!"
