Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)
Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they
liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head
during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE
giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get
enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything
else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental
creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't
done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING.
They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun.
Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily
exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras,
underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people.
Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite
well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female
Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are
under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always
feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy,
except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the
manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress
up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men,
too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They
believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So
if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are
attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of
humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE
vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your
attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last
long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are
biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing.
But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and
playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not
slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get
mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing
is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are
sex therapists, porn writers who knows?