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Hello my name is Steven, I enjoy spiking my alcoholic beverages with Rohypnol while sleep walking. I've found it quite difficult keeping my hands off of myself, and have been incarcerated 3 times that I am aware of and 6 other times of which I am not completely sure for Premeditated Manual Stimulation.
Also known as PMS.
I've begun the recovering process by attending (PMS) anonymous meetings, however, I'm not convinced that it is working because every time I show up I have half a dozen irritated women saying "What the fuck are you doing here?"
Lynda (my sponsor) keeps hanging up on me, and the Police arrested me for stalking. The Judge recommended that I get help by going to a group aimed at rehabilitating those with my condition.
He ordered that I join "Persons who are Mentally codependent Stalkers" or...you got it (PMS)
I said: "That's exactly what I've been doing your honor! That's where I met Lynda and the other 6 women! For fucks sake man!"
I was sentenced to 2 years in prison for 7 counts of stalking.
I was sent to the "Penitentiary for the Morbidly Stealthy" or...you got it (PMS)
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