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All books by Steven
Books for Children:
1. Fun Facts About Crack
2. Why You Should Kick Daddy Repeatedly Between The Legs
3. Outlets: And What To Put In Them
4. The Sharper The Better
5. The Monster Under Your Bed Is Only The Manifestation Of Mommy And Daddy's Wrong Doings Coming Back To Punish You For Their Mistakes
6. The Monster In The Closet Is A Idea Placed In Your Head By Daddy So He'll Have The Opportunity To Be The Hero By Making The Monster Go Away With The Magic Words "Boogie Boogie Motherfucker!"
7. Daddy Steals Your Food When He Is Alone With Mommy While You're Sleeping
8. If You Don't Succeed In Life There Is Always Suicide
9. Why You Still Get Cookies From The Babysitter Even Though They Hate You
10. Candy From Strangers: Go For It
General Book Ideas
1. Thumbs Down To The Brown: A Practical Guide To Anus Bleaching
2. The Extensive History Of The Poptart: A American Delicacy
3. Why Masturbation Makes You Go Blind (Available Only In Braille)
4. "No, Not Like That Stupid!": A Beginners Manual To Serial Killing For The Mentally Defective
5. Dragon Ball-Z Shirts: Why You Deserve To Be Murdered In A Grocery Store If You Wear One Past The Age Of Twelve
6. A Book With One Page: But It Has A Really Great Synopsis!
7. Vagina and The Gas Mask: A Romance Novel
8. Purple, Hard and Stiff: A Biography Of Rigamortis (pervert)
9. Open Up And Say "AH": Why You Should Never Let A Dentist Named "Richard" Administer Nitrous Oxide
10. The Birds Went North and All The Bees Are Killers: The Reason Teenage Boys Watch Porn and Grow Up To Be The Men Who Love It
More to come....stay tuned!
S.
