Have you ever been in a Store, Restaurant or anywhere where there were properly marked parking spots, clearly marked and no marks what so ever at the front of the store or establishment denoting any type of parking right next to the door and have someone pull right up just like they own the place and come in and get what they needed and leave? I have seen this happen before and yesterday was no difference in the fact that the same lady did it again. She promptly parked her car in front of the door which really was more of a thru lane then a parking lot got out and walked in placed a to go order. Now that in itself was bad enough but, she had that blue-tooth device on her ear making her seem even more important I guess. Don’t you just want to separate that person’s ear from the phone device after awhile of seeing it? I do. It’s like Star Trek…I keep waiting for the Klingons to show up at any minute and Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock along with Sulu disarm them. Ok I will get over the Ear-wig for a moment and get back to Ms I am too important to park in the parking lot. Well why we can’t all just park right up front and cause utter Ciaos by blocking off the entry ways like some do. And I am sure this is not the only person that does this sort of thing and perhaps she was in a hurry and really could not take the time…(5 seconds) to pull into a designated area to park her Big White Shinny Cadillac is beyond me…I mean Chinese food is the urgent food and it has to be consumed very quickly… Ok Marty the Horse has been beat to death let it lie there… On the subject of food, have you heard about this Prison in Florida? All I can say is what’s the problem? They are in the midst of a Hunger strike… for what you say? To get more food! Problem solved…
I am bad… On Msn there are all sorts of nifty articles but the one that sort of had my skin poking through my shirt was this one about: How to date while Pregnant… First off…tell me again why she wants a date?... I know… I know circumstances could be that she lost her husband… or Boyfriend being pregnant doesn’t always mean a wedding ring need be finger-rise. Yeah there are those special circumstances where the man figure is not present any longer and in some cases he never was to begin with…test tube tots are being raised by two loving parents and both might just happened to be female…I can see that. But…why on earth would someone write an article and paste her … ah It on the front page msn? Now that is an article meant only for women, because we men have yet to find a way to become pregnant…So I just didn’t fall off the tada truck… Wow how do I go from a woman parking out of line and a prison doing a hunger strike for more food to pregnant and needing a date? Marty it’s because there are no real good stories out there… Oh Oh oh I have one… Mandy my younger daughter and a Mini Me so to speak came home from work and said: “ Dad, you just aren’t going to believe this” She works the cashier counter many days because she is quick with fingers I guess and she said “ This couple came up thru line with nothing in their hands” I said Yeah… She said” well they both kind of freaked me out as they were somewhat ugly” and at that point I frowned at her and she said “ No dad they were ugly and wore over-alls and both were holey at best” I said ok, ok so what’s the story she continued “ Well the woman had this look on her face and her hands were up like she was going to Bunnie Punch me” I had to laugh at that point and she continues The man asked: “ Yo-all carry Overalls? In this here store?” Mandy said she did all she could do not to laugh… and she mustered up a “No sir we do not carry them but could order those but you might find them at farm and fleet just around the corner” Just then the woman Mumbled something and Mandy said “it sounded like a bird curdling and squawking, and that also freaked me out but the MAN UNDERSTOOD HER and said, They aint got-em hare” To which the woman did this move like she was going to lunge at Mandy and had this look like Muhammad Allie with the eyes and all. She said “Dad when they left I had to take a break, if I smoked I would have smoked a pack!” I laughed so hard I almost wet myself… I think that qualifies for a good story for the day and I wish you the best.
A huge hug and many pats
Mart
