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You, my ever-gracious throngs of adoring fans, must be eager with anticipation for my upcoming blog about the presidential campaign. The primaries are underway. Mudslinging is in no short supply. Media pundits are in political orgasmic ecstasy. (Eeewww. Perhaps I should not have let my mind stray that far!) In any case, my essay will be nothing short of hilarious, insightful and rather vitriolic. I'm gonna tear a few people some new ones 8-P Be patient. My wisdom and wit is forthcoming, my future minions and underlings ... er, I mean friends, Romans, countrymen! For now, I entertain the masses with poetry courtesy of one of my English courses at The University Formerly Known as Southwest Texas. Enjoy. Remember: it's polite to laugh WITH me, not AT me ;-P LOL Understand a gap is not a nothing the temptation of an open space is to fill it of a silence to break it of a look to speak it and still solitude may foolishly be constructed as loneliness. Was Not Meant I saw you next in line you looked my way our eyes locked, I looked down you continued to stare I shifted my feet you continued to stare I looked up at you and smiled you looked down what could have happened? Fin If originality strikes me in the immediate future, perhaps I'll attempt an epic poem in ancient Latin. Just maybe. If you're nice to me. And say pretty please.
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