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40 Year Old · Male · From San Antonio, TX · Invited by: 250244 · Joined on October 2, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on June 5th · I have a crush on someone!
40 Year Old · Male · From San Antonio, TX · Invited by: 250244 · Joined on October 2, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on June 5th · I have a crush on someone!


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¡Saludos y saludos! Welcome to a semi-pathetic home page. Get used to it. In search of justice, world peace and the perfect latte... This isn't your stepfather's Web page. This page is not about self-satisfaction. It's about unveiling the true world around us, the ways we can improve it and...NO! I'M SORRY! THERE ARE NO NUDE GIRLS HERE! AND IF THERE WERE, I'D BE MAKING ENOUGH MONEY TO HAVE A DAZZLING YET DIFFICULT-TO-DOWNLOAD WEBSITE WITH MY OWN DOMAIN NAME, DON'T YOU THINK?

I am a 37-year-old professional journalist who was born and bred in San Antonio. My journey into the Fourth Estate began in 1992 at San Antonio College, where I served for seemingly eons on the The Ranger, the campus rag. In 1997, I transferred to The University Formerly Known As Southwest Texas State, where I spent five semesters studying mass communications, experiencing the "traditional" campus life that I've missed out on, and enjoying hikes at every asthmatic's favorite exercise center -- the hill leading to the Old Main Building. (SWT students would understand.)

My accidental excursion into print journalism led me to a brief, financially-costly yet rather exciting tenure as editor and publisher of a local alternative monthly newsmagazine, San Antonio Scene. Now, I get real paychecks from a local company that publishes several area weekly and monthly newspapers. I dabble with poem and prose on the side when reality doesn't freak with my free time. And I have an appreciation for erotica.

I'm your typical nice, compassionate, honest, hard-working, open-minded dreamer. A practical progressive with a slightly self-deprecating sense of humor, but never mean-spirited. Pet peeves: bad drivers, perpetual cynics, ignorant, arrogant hypocrites and anyone whose lives revolve totally around reality shows and corporate radio. Props go to progressive-minded human beings who actually use their hearts and brains, and give a damn about world and mankind's lasting impact. You're my peeps! And those homosapiens aren't afraid to shed light on their geek/dork, eccentric side. Let's share debate everything and nothing, from existentialism and classical literature to why people sometimes cut the crust off their bread and the Chicago Cubs' perpetual struggle toward a World Series title. Gracias, amigos, for your attention.

Alas, all of my love is meant not just for my family, but my wonderful girlfriend. We've been through a bit the past few years, but grow stronger together with each passing day and look forward to a tremendous future.


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Phrases to live by: Better late than never...Anything is possible...Push the button, Frank... Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!...Hey. Beer. Man...The truth is out there... Doh!...Happy, happy, joy, joy...All Lies Lead To The Truth...God bless White House interns!...Wassup!...For me to poop on...Bite me


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40 Year Old · Male · From San Antonio, TX · Invited by: 250244 · Joined on October 2, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on June 5th · I have a crush on someone!
Interests

Interests include: (boy, does this sound like a Playboy Playmate of the Month personal file or what? Not that I would personally know...) writing (duh), hiking, traveling, reading just about anything, sports collectibles, astronomy, almost any type of music, social activism, plain old partying (White Russians, Shiner Bock and sangria are among my vices; and a little 420 every now and then doesn't hurt), moviegoing, surfing the 'Net, sharing erotic stories, petting strange animals, smashing atoms, planting whoopie cushions in colleagues' chairs, and smuggling illegals across the border. Chill, folks. That last one is a joke...unofficially.


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Music

A few personal suggestions for musical enlightenment: The Beatles, Pearl Jam, U2, Madonna, Public Enemy, B.B. King, Miles Davis, Led Zeppelin, The Supremes, Beck, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Billie Holliday, Mozart, Beethoven, R.E.M., 2Pac, Rage Against the Machine, Bob Dylan, The Doors, Texas Tornados, Sleater-Kinney, Two Tons of Steel, The Donnas, Prodigy, Outkast, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, The Raveonettes, Garbage, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Terri Hendrix, Girl in a Coma, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Vallejo, N.W.A., The White Stripes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Killers, The Temptations, Robert Johnson, Bruce Springsteen, Beastie Boys, LL Cool J, Franz Ferdinand, Radiohead, Jimi Hendrix, The Ramones, The Eyeliners, Cake, Hole, New Order, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith, Fiona Apple, Gorillaz, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Dntel, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Metric, Nas, Kanye West, Asheru, Oakenfold, Moby, Fleet Foxes, Lupe Fiasco, Camera Obsura, Nancy Silva Project, Daft Punk, Ghostland Observatory, Foals, Matt and Kim, Belle and Sebastian, The Strokes, Leadbelly, Joy Division, The Clash, Avett Brothers, Mumford and Sons, Ozomatli.


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Movies

No specific favorites, although Schindler's List and Citizen Kane rank pretty high up there along with the Star Wars, Matrix and Lord of the Rings trilogies, Airplane!, Dr. Strangelove, Reservoir Dogs, The Evil Dead, Forbidden Planet, Metropolis, Night of the Living Dead, The Devil's Backbone and Rashomon and Field of Dreams. If you're not hip with Bachelor Party, Brazil or Strange Brew, then you're simply a heartless human being. But I can't quite shake constant thoughts of Police Academy 3, House Party 3 and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. Those rocked, guys. My tastes for celluloid range from the arthouse sublime to the downright lowbrow. Keen sci-fi, horror, comedy and drama, please.


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As for TV, stay away from reality television, kiddos. It's the devil's work. It'll warp your brains and weaken the resolve of our allies. Really. Want to be properly entertained? Then consider these visual feasts: The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, The Cleveland Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Doctor Who, Mind of Mencia, Futurama, Mythbusters, Squidbillies, True Blood, Dirty Jobs, Glee, Mad Men, The Boondocks, Torchwood, Aqua Teen Patrol Unit, Fringe, Robot Chicken, The Venture Bros., Saturday Night Live, Metalocalypse, Falling Skies, Sym-Bionic Titan, Superjail! Rest in peace, Lost, 24, Chappelle's Show, Star Trek, MST3K, Sledge Hammer, Police Squad, The X-Files, Arrested Development, Ren & Stimpy, Danger Mouse, Monty Python, Battlestar Galactica, Jericho, Pushing Daisies, Minoriteam, Cheers, The Muppet Show, Wild Wild West, Twilight Zone, Firefly, Andy Richter, Greg the Bunny, Soap, Kids in the Hall, The 4,400, Charles in Charge, Moral Orel, Everybody Hates Chris, Cheap Seats, Rosa Salvaje, Sealab 2021. We hardly knew ye. And any live severe weather coverage on the Weather Channel and Dick Vitale going cardiac on SportsCenter are pretty solid TV, too. Disagree? Then you might as well be unAmerican and with the terrorists ;-P


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Idols

Me, of course. Then there's mi madre(RIP), the Rev. Jesse Jackson, Robert Kennedy, John F. Kennedy, Steve Jobs, Cesar Chavez, Mahatma Gandhi, David Robinson, Rosa Parks, the Rev. Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, the genius behind the ESPN SportsCenter commercials, my mother, anyone who has the guts to try to sneak into Area 51 (we all know what they're REALLY hiding in there), and Rev. Michael Wood, my high school theology teacher, who wasn't your grandfather's theology teacher. In other words, really cool, brave, smart homosapiens.



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  • fishwraphack Dia de las Madres to all moms, stepmoms, grandmoms. I surely miss my mother. God rest her soul.
    2 months ago · Comment

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    lmao too funny when i saw you head butted me i actually thought to my self...ouch that hurt xoxoxoxxo

    2 years ago · Reply
  • Someonefishwraphack
    holy crap that's awesome!!!!! and i know your daughter is going to turn out wonderful, i just like to bust your onions every once in a while...anyways rock star when your son is a rock star.......i want to go backstage....lol i hope you have a stellar weekend xoxoxoxo

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    lmao rock star its only going to get worse the kid....good luck and may be the force be with you....i suggest lots of valium and vodka xoxoxoxoxxoo

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    Lindy's world is going pretty good for the most part. the kid is done with high school, trying to get her liscensed she's taking a couple of classes at st phillips and talking about moving to denton and living with her best friend.....just trying to keep the bills paid....did i tell you i bought my mom a new tundra? trying to stay ahead in the favorite kid competition.....sick isn't??? So are you digging being a husband and step dad??? have you adjusted to all the females you have around you now? lol xoxoxo

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    Well about the competition, you never know in the nfl......The packers have been undefeated before, and then played a team who had never won a game that season and lost. So who knows, plus we still have to play the lions twice and the bears again....anyways we are wondering when you are just going to come over to the green and yellow side.....you are surrounded by cheese heads, embrace it....and you are not a slacker, you make my head hurt sometimes....xoxoxoxo

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    nothing much really just working my fingers to the bone and realizing when i read your facebook updates that i am a total moron......you are not only a rock star but a genius too!!!!!! how about them packers???????? xoxoxox

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    hola mi favoritest rock star......ps change your relationship status xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  • patrick xfishwraphack
    Hey there! :) How are you? Just wanted to stop by and leave some love....Also..if you get a minute...Go say hi to the ladies below in the Forbiddenlounge. :) Click the pic below to enter. C-ya soon!**Now Hiring**

    2 years ago · Reply
  • Pouncer FO by DRKfishwraphack
    You are most welcome! Have sweet dreams my friend!

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  • ojos atractivas...fishwraphack
    mostrando un poco de amor a tu manera...

    3 years ago · Reply
  • Someonefishwraphack
    see i knew you would totally get the dreidel......and woo hooo have fun with rocking the bars......and you know ill always be your number one stunner fan/groupie/stalker/personal papparazzi!!! love ya rock star

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    Merry Christmas Rock star!!!!! i hope that you have an excellent christmas and a joyous and prosperous new year....no plans just going to hang with the family and enjoy my week off of work!!!!!! how about you? what are you and the missus going to do???? xoxoxox

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    no trick or treating for me.....what about you? ready for christmas yet?????

    4 years ago · Reply
  • Someonefishwraphack
    you are so mean to me to be asking me such a question.....love your quote...that was awesome xoxoxo

    4 years ago · Reply
  • Someonefishwraphack
    there has gotta be.......lmao xoxoxoxoxxo

    4 years ago · Reply
  • Someonefishwraphack
    you are always buzzed....yes naked.....are you there yet?????? lol xoxoxoxo

    4 years ago · Reply
  • Someonefishwraphack
    hey im not even going to complain about the rain........its just awesome....although grilling while its raining is not that much fun.....but i perceivered and i did it....xoxoxoxo

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    well they weren't technically toyota employees but its cool that we get more work and its sad that they will lose their jobs........and what up rock star???? xoxoxoxo

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  • Someonefishwraphack
    brett favre is a taint licker.....but you are wicked cool xoxoxoxoxo

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