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karmakisses's blog: "KarmaKisses66"

created on 06/21/2007  |  http://fubar.com/karmakisses66/b94132

So you wanna know me?

What is your least favorite body part on yourself? All of it...getting old SUCKS You see a homeless women begging for money, do you give her any? Occassionaly Who is your favorite person? Candace If you could be any celebrity of the OPPOSITE sex, who would you be? Sean Connery Do you believe that Michael Jackson is innocent or guilty? Uhmmmmm strapping him to a chair and pulling his finger and toe nails off with a pair of pliers is too good for him!!! What would be the first thing you bought if you had one million dollars? My kids each a home What do you want your wedding to be like? You've bumped your head!! Take my ass to Reno!! lol Which is your favorite vitamin water? Lime Do you use the word 'trippy'? no Do you wear eyeliner? Sometimes Can you put your leg behind your head? yes Have you ever had seizure? yes If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?: A Koala Bear...they are cute and can hang on a pole Forever!!! What is your name? Jolene Do you like it? No Do you wear hats? sometimes Have you ever been thrown up on? I have 3 kids what do you think? Do you think you'd ever be able to kill someone? No but I would mame them so bad, they would wish they were dead If so, who? Anyone to hurt my kids, family or dear friends Are you good at remembering dates Yeppers How about names? Yes Are you a virgin? My bedroom is a freakin shrine...does that count? What's your favorite genre of music? All are my favorites Would you marry a goat for 100,000 dollars without being able to divorce? No way Are you allergic to anything? Stupid people and bullshit Would you rather be too hot or too cold? Cold, easier to get warm What brand of shoes do you like the best? Any type of sexy flip-flop...I prefer Be~Be Do you like sunflower seeds? Eat them everyday Do you have any weird nicknames? Moma Bear What is your favorite lyric or quote? "Bitch.....Please!"

I am this GIRL

I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes... I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends... i'm the girl who will listen to you talk... I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me for no apparent reason... I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the cheek... I'm the girl who loves the feeling when you take me by the hand without saying a word... I'm the girl who loves you for you, and doesn't care what other people say about us... SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm the girl" DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl" LUCKY BASTARDS: If you have this girl repost "I have this girl"
I'm a lover.. I'm a cuddler... I touch and love to tease my man in and outta bed. I flirt... I bat my eyelashes when appropriate and I'm sure my expressive eyes twinkle when I get in that wicked... mode ... but damn do I love to kiss!!!!!!!!!! I can kiss for hours. It's...all about the feel of the skin of the lips... the softness.. the gentle brushing of nerve endings, the subtle wetness of one or the drenching hot and bothered dripping of another.. The sensualness... the gentle or the hard passionate kind... I don't care how the kiss starts, it's all about the end results.. Can it make me warm all over... curl my toes or leave me wet and craving more... Can it make you cum where you sit or stand? NOW THAT... mmmm hmmmm is the ultimate kiss... Sometimes I think we forget the powers of a kiss.. or the pleasure of the foreplay part of kissing and kissing and kissing before just... moving to the next base.. Gawd, where is Inspiration Point when you need it? ~laughing~ So my favorite kiss..is the one that lasts for a while... If you can kiss.. my toes curl, I get goosebumps and I usually.. ~looks around and grins, lowering my voice so as to only be heard by those on this board~... DRIP!!! ~wickedly sassy smile~ How about you? What's your favorite? How many people have that you've kissed have actually been GOOD KISSERS? Who's your favorite or should I say.. who made you...want more? ~winks~

Recipes for Sexcess!!!

We all have recipes for one thing or another. A favorite dessert, main dish, appetizer and even some yummy finger foods. But what about some recipes for sex??? Have you ever taken a recipe and tweeked it?, added a lil of this and a touch of that?, or added more or less of your own "Spices"? Well here is my own Sex Recipe and because I adore you all sooo much...I am going to share the secret!!! Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town. LOL.....so come on~~~ share a recipe or even better.....make one as you go. Take your "sexual experiences" and put them a bowl and see what comes of it!!!!
** All About Me** Jolene can be a bit of a mystery -- a delightful, unsolvable riddle that never fails to keep us guessing. Those born like her enjoy a magical ability to fit into any situation easily, to mix and mingle with all kinds of people and then retreat to the sidelines whenever they feel the urge. In fact, those who spend much time with her might wonder if Jolene is actually capable of shape-shifting and mind reading. Jolene also possess uncanny intuition -- which is no surprise, with Neptune, the mistress of altered states, as their planetary ruler. Neptune's specialty is dissolving boundaries, and she's shared that gift with the a vast of crowds. She can get lost in a movie, a magical moment or a fantasy, leaving the harshness of reality behind whenever the need arises. As all you out there can attest, Jolene is also the most emotional of the signs. Since there are no boundaries between you and the world around you, you often feel everything -- absolutely everything. Differentiating between what you feel and what someone else is feeling, especially someone you care about, is your greatest challenge. You likely learned early on to 'escape' in one way or another and can become a regular Houdini when you need to be. Just be sure you're not gone too long when you take your much-needed vacations from the world. We're all happier when you're here with us -- so do hurry back! When it comes to relationships, if Jolene is involved, Jolene is involved. Period. No two ways about it. She will literally fire walk for her dear ones -- and would try walking on water for them, too, if they thought they could manage it. Jolene is better at long-term relationships than a lot of us, and much, much better at keeping the romance alive with little things: hand-delivering a single red rose, ordering one dessert with two spoons and never, ever forgetting a special occasion. The main romantic challenge for this her is to learn that putting a special someone on a pedestal can mean only one thing: They've got to come down eventually. So stand next to her proudly, and love her because of, not in spite of, her faults. And never go against your instincts. They will never lead you astray.
I usually dispise these damn surveys but this one was just asking for sarcasim ENJOY!!! 1. When's the last time you ran? depends, willingly or from the law? lol 2. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? yes 3. What are you reading right now? Are you stupid? 4. Do you celebrate 4/20? Nope 5. Are You horny? Come hither 6. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? hell no 7. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would you do? nothing 8. Who last grabbed your butt? me 9. Have you ever been on your school's track team? yes 10. Do you own a pair of Converse? no 11. Did you copy and paste this survey? I am the one who made it up and I also own the title to the Trump towers 12. Do you eat raw cookie dough? Yes Please Have you ever kicked a vending machine? Yup, I beat it liked it owed me money..cuz it did! 14. Don't you hate when the radio ruins good songs by playing a bad one right after it? I change the station, anger takes up to much energy 15. Do you watch Trading Spaces? sometimes, why? do ya wanna trade spaces? 16. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? Hell no 17. Are you cocky? Whadda ya think? 18. Could you live without a computer Take my puter and I cannot be held responsible for my actions! 19. Do you wear your shoes in the house? no 20. At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? He isn't real? FUCK More therapy to come 21. How many house phones and cell phones, are in your house? 1 and if I like you...I might answer 22. What do you do when you're sad? turn my frown upside down!! 23. Last time you saw your best friend? Been years 24. Who or what sleeps with you? The luckiest muther fucker alive!! lol 25 . Are you in high school? no good lord.....If I was a redneck maybe!! 26. Is anyone on your bad side now? Hey what makes you think I have a bad side? 27. What jewelry are you wearing? Nunya, you are planning a home invasion, aren't ya? Well good luck!! 28. What's the first thing you do when you get online? Legal shit at work!! Inmates are the biggest sniffling, whining, bleeding gines 29. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? yes 3O. How do most people spell your name? Jo, Jolene, Joleen but usually "Hott Mama" lol 31. Would you wear your boyfriends/girlfriends clothes? I love mens boxers 32. What are you doing tomorrow? Bitch slapping some mean ass dudes into sumblime! LOL 33. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? OMG does he have a skin condition too? 34. Will you keep your last name when you get married? YES 35. When is the last time you left your house? Why you asking? Plan on robbing me or sumpin? 36. Do you return your cart? If I get a refund! 37. Do you have a dishwasher? yes 38. What noise do you hear? music 39. Would you survive in prison? Hell yes, I run the one I work at!! lmao 40. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you? Ready? Set? Goooooooooooooo 41. Do you know anyone with the same name as you? Yes, my Aunt Jolene 42. How many pairs of shoes do you own? You can call me "Shoe Whore" and I won't be offended one bit!! 43. Are You Bored? No I am Plastic!! lol 44. What's the last thing you purchased? A dildo!! lol 45. What's On Your Mind? Hopefully a lil brain tissue, blood, cranium....ya know..the stuff that makes it work? 46. Last time you cried? Shuddup before I make you CRY....Nosy ass 47. What brand are your pants right now? Okay wait a sec here..are you wanting to get in them or get me out of them? 48. Ever been to Georgia? Just for a plane change 49. What irritates you most on the internet? "The page you are trying to view cannot be displayed" pisses me off 50. Do you watch movies with your parents? Do you like migraines 51. What song best describes your life right now? Every Little Thing by Dishwalla 52. Are you taking college classes right now? Nope...been there...done that...and it doesn't make a bit of difference 53. Do you like sushi? no 54. Do you get your hair cut every month? yes 55. Do you go online every day? yes
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