We all have recipes for one thing or another. A favorite dessert, main dish, appetizer and even some yummy finger foods.
But what about some recipes for sex???
Have you ever taken a recipe and tweeked it?, added a lil of this and a touch of that?, or added more or less of your own "Spices"?
Well here is my own Sex Recipe and because I adore you all sooo much...I am going to share the secret!!!
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
LOL.....so come on~~~ share a recipe or even better.....make one as you go. Take your "sexual experiences" and put them a bowl and see what comes of it!!!!
