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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661
Good Morning, the ATM joke yesterday was truly mean…for that I am sorry…however I just seen an un dignified death blurb where a woman was in an ATM line drove up dropped something on the ground opened her door and when the car rolled forward it squished her head in the car door…So perhaps the ATM differences between men and women are not all that far off… I found this in the archives files of Karma will reach up and snatch you into fate file… In 1983, convicted South Carolina murderer Michael Godwin, then 22, succeeded in getting an appeals court to reduce his death-by-electric-chair sentence to one of life in prison at the Central Correctional Institution in Columbia, S.C. Six years later, in March 1989, while sitting naked on a metal toilet and attempting to fix earphones that were connected to a television set, Godwin bit into a wire and was electrocuted. Apparently he should have chosen the prison gig instead, perhaps he would have just been but diddled ever so often by fellow inmates instead of taking this one while sitting down… I can’t help but make a joke on his misfortune. After all he murdered his way in.. I understand another stimulus package is being mulled around by the next presy of the US of A…how many of these do we need before we completely take the last cookie out of the jar??? And Lastly…I seen this little blurb on MSN entitled “7 Foods that will power your libido…” ….I have to laugh…what is this going to do to Viagra and Calais Sales when men find out they only have to eat and drink their way into an… well… to… oh hell read the article… So that is all I have on this day…January 6, 2009…I do still find the ATM thingy funny because I have been behind a woman that took 15 minutes to do her banking from her car window…holey smokes make an appointment and go inside! A huge hug and many pats two leftover pecks on the cheek for New Years and…shoot where is that Pomegranate Juice at again… Marrtay
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