Are you tired of those sissy"friendship" poems that always sound good,But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused, I will use little words.7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end."Why?" you may ask."Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to 10 of your closest friends and then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
THiS P3RSON LOV3S YOU V3RY MUCH____________00___________________________000_________________________00000000000000000000________0000000000000000000000__________00000000000000000000____________000____________________________00________________SEND THiS 2 AS MANY PPL YOU LOVE ND SEND iT BAK 2 ME iF U HAVE LOVE FOR ME.. LETS SEE HOW MANY PPL LOVE YOU..
SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU LAST NIGHT BUT IT CAME BACK I ASKED WHY? AND IT SAID THAT ANGLES DON'T WATCHOVER ANGELS! *SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT *20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping 9 are playing AND 1 is reading this comment, SEND this to 10 friends including me AND if you get back 5 replies, someone you love will surprise you
