Happy Country Girl's blog: "Just Venting"

If you by chance feed your dog Purina's Alpo Prime Cut in gravy, please go to www.purina.com so that you can check the dates on the can. It has now also been recalled. This is what I feed Snapple. Last week I had to take her to the vet because she was throwing up and just laying around alot, which is totally NOT like her. He diagnosed her with a virus since her food was not on the recall list. She is some better now, although she is still laying around more than normal. Now I just wonder if it was the fucking food. I think they should have to pull every fucking can off the shelves until they figure out the whole damned mess.

Do you ever just have something kind of jolt you and make you wake up and realize...."Wowzas....I totally fucked up!!!!!!!!" Well this morning I wake up pretty cheerful and like always sign on to check my morning emails. I see that I have one from someone that hasn't spoken to me in awhile. I should have just deleted the damn thing without reading it, but you know we never do anything sensible like that. So I open it and begin to read what the most ignorant, self centered, egotistocal, sorriest, most uncaring, dumbest mother fucking exscuse for a man has to say. The more I read, the more I can smell the smoke that is rolling out of my ears. I sat in total disbelief at the things I was being told. You know, what makes it so damned bad, was this was coming from a man that I once loved. A man that I almost gave up everything for. A man that I not only gave my heart to, but I gave my soul to. But in the end, I have come to realize that this "man" isn't a man at all. Yeah, the email totall pissed me off for awhile. Then I sat here, in shock I think with tears pouring down my face, and realized that this email was the best thing that had happened to me in a long time. It was a closure that I needed in my life to move passed a chapter that needed closure. Sometimes in life it takes a rude and nasty wake up call to help us realize that we totally fucked up. And that is what I did. I fucked up. And my fuck up cost me alot of tears. Alot of sleepless nights, alot of pain and alot of regret. But I still hold my head high. I'm a better person because I learned my lesson. The hard way no doubt....but a lesson still learned. So this rambling vent is for noone but myself. I'm not blaming anyone....not even him. Just so you know....I'm back to being cheerful. And a load is lifted off of my shoulders. Smile....Make today the best day you've ever had!!

I'm sick and mother fucking tired of all of the down mouthing of the President of the United States of America. Ya know, he has made some really bad mistakes, but so have I and so have you and so will the next person that takes his place. He has the weight of the world on his shoulders and he makes decisions that he FEELS is best. Where would this country be if I were running it? If you were running it? I don't want another fucking Bush bashing remark in my shoutbox or in my email box. If you don't like the way this country is run, then by God go some fucking where else and live and see how fast you run back to the place that is run by President Bush. You'll see that his decisions aren't as bad as you thought they were. Most of the people that whine, cry and complain are the ones who sit on their ass on election day and don't bother to cast a vote. To that I say STFU!!! I realize that we all have different political views and that is something that I respect. Now it's time for you to respect my beliefs. And I believe that it is time for this country to pull together. We will never win a war in another country when we are warring continously amongst ourselves and amongst those that lead our country.

Today started as such a lovely day. Met my best friend of 28 years for lunch. She brought her two girls ages 4 and 8 along. I always love seeing "my" babies. They have a part of Aunt Maimee's heart (moi)....as most babies do. Well mid-way during lunch, I notice the 4 year old is sniffing my shoe. LOL Kind of freaked me out and I commented on it and laughed and she goes hysterical crying. I had hurt her feelings. So here I go snotting. She doesn't want to be my friend for about 20 minutes until she forgot why she was mad at me. I love the way children love. After lunch, I had some errands to run. Now I don't mind elderly people driving at all. But by God, if they can't see my big ass, it's time to give up the driving privelage. I'm standing beside this car while this sweet lady is attempting to back out. Smiled at her with my nice self and in return I get this look of "go to hell you stupid bitch." LOL So, I stand there waiting VERY patiently for granny to move. She backs out into a huge fucking mud puddle, stops, and I swear she floored the gas pedal as hard as she could. This bitch was from hell!!!!!!! She covered me from head to toe with mud. I have never in my life wanted to choke an elderly lady until today. But by God, if I could have dragged that bitch out of her car, we would have mud wrestled right there in that fucking parking lot. The bitch looks back at me and is smiling like a kid at the candy store. WTF???? SHe got two road maps to heaven. Not a big deal, but I felt better. So now I am going to have supper with a friend. I shall return. I will be happy. I will hopefully be buzzing like a bee. You all have a great night now ya hear. And if ya see a granny in a mud puddle, do think of me, darlins. Later Tators!!!

Howdy to those who read my babblings. This is a new blog I am starting. It's of no importance other than for me to blow my steam. Some of you may want to read it, some of you won't. It may make sense, it may not. It's purely for my bitching. Rather it be daily, hourly, by the minute or however often I feel the urge. It will be MY opinions, MY rants, MY bitching. NOthing said in this blog will be to please anyone else. If that offends you, please don't read it. With that being said....if you choose to read....please sit down, buckle your seat belt, apply your big boy/girl ears, and hold on. This could be a wild, grouchy, bitchy, cussing, fucked up ride!!! Hugs to you all!!