Today started as such a lovely day. Met my best friend of 28 years for lunch. She brought her two girls ages 4 and 8 along. I always love seeing "my" babies. They have a part of Aunt Maimee's heart (moi)....as most babies do. Well mid-way during lunch, I notice the 4 year old is sniffing my shoe. LOL Kind of freaked me out and I commented on it and laughed and she goes hysterical crying. I had hurt her feelings. So here I go snotting. She doesn't want to be my friend for about 20 minutes until she forgot why she was mad at me. I love the way children love.
After lunch, I had some errands to run. Now I don't mind elderly people driving at all. But by God, if they can't see my big ass, it's time to give up the driving privelage. I'm standing beside this car while this sweet lady is attempting to back out. Smiled at her with my nice self and in return I get this look of "go to hell you stupid bitch." LOL So, I stand there waiting VERY patiently for granny to move. She backs out into a huge fucking mud puddle, stops, and I swear she floored the gas pedal as hard as she could. This bitch was from hell!!!!!!! She covered me from head to toe with mud. I have never in my life wanted to choke an elderly lady until today. But by God, if I could have dragged that bitch out of her car, we would have mud wrestled right there in that fucking parking lot. The bitch looks back at me and is smiling like a kid at the candy store. WTF???? SHe got two road maps to heaven. Not a big deal, but I felt better.
So now I am going to have supper with a friend. I shall return. I will be happy. I will hopefully be buzzing like a bee. You all have a great night now ya hear. And if ya see a granny in a mud puddle, do think of me, darlins.
Later Tators!!!
