YOU KNOW YOU’RE A BIKER WHEN:
- Your best friends are named after animals.
- Your best shoes have steel toes.
- You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.
- Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.
- You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.
- You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.
- You’re only sunburned on the back of your hands.
- You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.
- Any day you ride is a good day.
- Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.
- Your three piece suit is Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.
- Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.
- Your garage has more square footage than your house.
- Your coffee table collapses from the weight of motorcycle magazines
- You throw a party and more bikes show up than cars.
- Any one of your bikes is worth more than your car.
- You carry around a crushed beer can in the case of soft tar when you park the bike.
- You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.
- Your girl friend has to climb over the bike to do the laundry in the basement.
- You get hit by a Taxi in N.Y.C., slide 80 yards and ride the bike home 30 miles with a fractured hip.
- You've been too drunk to Piss but not to drunk to ride your bike home.
- Your kids take a motorcycle chain to Show and Tell .
- All your ashtrays are pistons from your last engine rebuild.
- Your girl asks you if you can move the bike so she can watch the t.v. better
- You had to borrow a helmet to take a girl for a ride on your bike around the block from the bar and hit every bump in the road.
- You quit your job to go to Daytona.
- You have your bike torn apart in your living room.
- Sturgis is your dream vacation.
- The plumber won't come back to replace the heater till you roll those damn bikes to the other end of the basement & drain the gas out of them so he can weld the pipes.
- You know from painful experiance why you dont carry your wallet in your back pocket.
- You call someone a wimp because they have a Blister on their thumb.
- Return home from a long run & pass right by your house.
- You think God invented winter so you can get the bike ready for Daytona.
- You know how many teeth are on your rear sprocket & how much torque to use on your head bolts.
- You started a BBQ with a welding torch.
- You have a dog named Harley
